I Guess The Only Way To Stop

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait. Find Out Where The People Are Going And Buy The Land Before They Get There.

Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

Lord, The Money We Do Spend On Government And It's Not One Bit Better Than The Government We Got For One-third The Money Twenty Years Ago.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.