I Guess 14% Plus Jesus Equals Victory

Today, Folks, Should Be All About Love. Unless You're Old.

And That Brings Us To Tonight's Word: Truthiness. Now I'm Sure Some Of The Word-police, The 'wordanistas' Over At Websters, Are Gonna Say, 'hey, That's Not A Word!' Well, Anybody Who Knows Me Knows That I Am No Fan Of Dictionaries Or Reference Books. They're Elitist. Constantly Telling Us What Is Or Isn't True, What Did Or Didn't Happen.

Sure, Integrating Schools May Sound Benign. But Whats The Use Of Living In A Gated Community If My Kids Go To School And Get Poor All Over Them?

Why Would We Go To War On Women? They Don't Have Any Oil.

I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow Everyone's Illusions.