I Guess 14% Plus Jesus Equals Victory

I Used To Make Up Stuff In My Bio All The Time, That I Used To Be A Professional Ice-skater And Stuff Like That. I Found It So Inspirational. Why Not Make Myself Cooler Than I Am?

I'll Make Fun Of Anybody. We're All About Falling Down And Going Boom On Camera.

If It's Called The Usa Today, Why Is All The News From Yesterday?

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

Asia: Four Little Letters, Three Billion Little People.