I Guess Play Piano, You Know, Because

There's Some Things I Can't Write About, Just Terrible Personal Tragedies.

My Life Is Spontaneous And Things Just Kind Of Happen.

I Think Women Like To Laugh, To Have Doors Opened For Them, To Have A Man Walk Behind Them When They're Going Up Steps, And In Front Of Them When They're Going Down Steps. As Chauvinistic As That May Sound, It's In My Bones.

I Had An Old Man Moment The Other Day. I Went Into Abercrombie & Fitch To Get Some Jeans And The Music Was So Loud I Couldn't Stay.

I Get Terrible Reviews Everywhere I Go.