I Guess If I Had Fifty Million

The Only Thing I Can Do Is Wipe My Arse, Brush My Teeth, Turn Up And Do The Best Work I Can.

The Lack Of Carbohydrates Can Make You A Little Crazy.

Vanity Is Normal In Performers. Does It Bother Other People? All The Time. But Nine Times Out Of 10, That Says More About Them Than You.

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

Online Dating Is Cool But I Think Myspace And Facebook Is A Little Bit Off Key.