I Guess I Just Prefer To See

When I See Guys In Bars Wearing The Real Fitted Kind Of Calvin Klein V-neck T-shirts I Just Want To Go Up To Them And Be Like, 'oh, Do You Work Out? Your Tricep Looks So Great - Thank You.'

I Would Tell The Democrats In Washington Who Are Trying To Be Civil With The "bipartisanship" To Please Stop And Let The Joker Die Once And For All, Let The Agents Of Chaos Hit The Pavement, Stop Picking Them Up.

I Don't Know Why In This Country We Coddle Corporate Criminals, War Criminals, And Racists. People Walk On Eggshells Around Them, And Yet They Will Say A Word Like "liberal" As If It's Pejorative. Or Somebody Who Wants Unions Or Reproductive Justice, They Will Treat Them Like There's Something Wrong With That Person. Does That Make Sense? People Seem To Be More Frightened Of Upsetting A War Criminal Or A Racist And More Willing To Disparage A Very Nice Guy Like Dennis Kucinich. Does That Make Sense?

I Did Not Support Operation Desert Fox.

Nothing Translates Worse Than Comedy Into The Printed Word.