I Grew Up Dancing, And My Ballet

I Realized That My Skin Was Always The Best When I Had Only Been Cleaning It, I Hadn't Been Moisturizing That Much And I Hadn't Been Going To A Facialist.

I Gained 60 Pounds, And I'm Proud Of It. Why Do I Need To Watch My Weight When I'm Pregnant? I Could Eat Whatever The Hell I Want To Eat.

I Talked To Ex-wives Of Musicians Of The '70s For Research. They're The Funniest People In The World, Yet There Is This Sad, Beautiful Thing In Their Eyes That Says They've Seen More Than They Could Ever Possibly Tell You

I'm Superstitious ... But Not Like Wear The Same Underwear For Two Weeks Superstitious.

I'm A Sappy Romantic. I Don't Kiss Until The 40th Date. I Really Like To Take It Slow. I'll Present You With A Piñata With My Hopes And Dreams.