I Grew Up Around Strong Women; Weak

Always Plan For The Worst, Child; That Way, All Your Surprises Will Be Pleasant Ones.

Once You Catch A Disease And Survive, You Can't Get It Again.

Men Always Seem To Refuse To Admit They Are Sick Until They're Sick Enough To Make Twice As Much Work For Women. Then They Claim They're Well Too Soon, With The Same Result.

If You Try Putting A Woman On A Horse When She Does Not Want To Go, She May Put A Knife In Your Ribs.

Think If You Want To Stay Alive. Fear Will Kill You If You Don't Control It.