I Graduated High School And I Didn't

I Watched The Muppet Movie Obsessively. I Can Still Pretty Much Say A Lot Of The Lines And Do A Pretty Mean Fozzie Bear.

I Think There Are Certain People That You'll Always Want To Impress No Matter How Much Success You Have.

I Can Be Very Polite, And I Think That People Can Confuse That For All Sorts Of Things... But I'll Take That Over People Assuming That I'm Smart Just Because I'm Short And Rude.

Whitney Houston Came In. Someone Dared Me To Do "the Gap Act" On Her. You Know, The Gap Act. So I Went Up To Her Like I Didn't Know Who She Was, And I Said, 'hi, I Just Wanted To Let You Know About Our Sale Items And Make Sure To Check Out Our New Colors'. She Looked At Me Like I Was Crazy.

I Was A Pretty Scrappy, Tough Kid; I Got In All Sorts Of Fights At School. I Defended Myself - Boys Didn't Mess With Me. But As One Of Seven Children, You Have To Fight For Everything Anyway.