I Got To Learn To Surf.

Bring You Comics In Bed, Scrape The Mold Off The Bread, And Serve You French Toast Again. Okay, I Still Get Stoned.

Music, Art, Writing - It Gives Us A Sense Of Who We Are, A Sense Of Our History, A Sense Of Our Future And It Should Provide Some Kind Of Comfort. It's Not Just Entertainment For Entertainment's Sake, It's An Investment.

Someone Like Me Shouldnt Be Diagnosed With Breast Cancer, Thats What Was Going Through My Mind. I Wasnt Thinking About A Diagnosis. I Was Just Doing What I Was Supposed To Do, Which Was Staying On Top Of My Mammograms. It Was A Shock.

Everybody Gets High, Everybody Gets Low, These Are The Days When Anything Goes.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.