I Got The Part [in The Shampoo].

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Hurt Is Everyone Knowing That You're Hurt.

Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.

I Don't Do Acid Anymore, So I Travel Instead.