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I Have No Talent When It Comes To Pianos Or Guitars Or Any Of That, Even Karaoke. For Karaoke, I Have To Be Wasted To Get Up There And Sing.

I Was Very Dirty; I Was A Very Dirty Comic. There Was No Way I Would Have Gotten On Tv With The Act I Had When I First Started.

I Talked About The Stuff So Openly That People Are Able To Connect And Relate. I Put Everything Out There [into The Network], And If I'm Having A Bad Time, People Know About It.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."