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The First Time I Got On Stage I Was 10 Years Old And I Did Impressions. I Did Cartoon Characters And I Really Got The Bug For This Life When I Saw That People Were Laughing And Saw The Attention I Was Getting.

When I First Got To St. Louis, I Saw The Arch And I Said, 'i Want To Go To That Mcdonalds.

Believe It Or Not, I've Got A Really Bad Metabolism. One Burger And I'm Done. I'm Not A Guy That Puts Away 10 Burgers.

Best Advice, Bro: Think Big. Don't Think Small. If You Think Small, Then You're Going To Stay Small. Think (about) The Broad Scope.

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.