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New York City Subways Are Now Getting High Speed Internet. How About Some High Speed Subway Trains?

President Obama Is In China. Also In China Is Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin. They're Both In China At The Same Time. It's Like Running Into Your Ex-girlfriend On Vacation.

How Would Trump Travel As President? Obviously, He'd Use Hair Force One.

Mitt Romney, Two-time Republican Presidential Candidate, Is Going To Fight Evander Holyfield For Charity. I Hope They Save Some Of That Money For Funeral Expenses.

Sometimes Something Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing.