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Sex Doesn't Interfere With Your Tennis; It's Staying Out All Night Trying To Find It That Affects Your Tennis.

Hitting A Ball Dead Perfect - The Only Peace.

How Lovely It Is To Dream While You Are Awake.

Tennis Is One Of The Only Sports In America Where The Sport Doesn't Grow With The Size Of The Person - It Just Forces You To Swallow The Whole Pill.

I Play Tennis For A Living Even Though I Hate Tennis, Hate It With A Dark And Secret Passion And Always Have.