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You Have To Be Willing To Spend Time Making Things For No Known Reason.

When An Attractive But Aloof ("cool") Man Comes Along, There Are Some Of Us Who Offer To Shine His Shoes With Our Underpants. There Are Thousands Of Scientific Concepts As To Why This Is So, And Yes, Yes, It's Very Sick But None Of This Helps.

People Think That Whatever I Put Into Strips Has Happened To Me In My Life.

When We Finish A Book, Why Do We Hold It In Both Hands And Gaze At It As If It Were Somehow Alive?

Love Is An Exploding Cigar We Willingly Smoke.