I Go On Working For The Same

Misogynist: A Man Who Hates Women As Much As Women Hate One Another.

I Am, In Fact, The Complete Anti-messiah, And Detest Converts Almost As Much As I Detest Missionaries. My Writings, Such As They Are, Have Had Only One Purpose: To Attain For H. L. Mencken That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk.

I Know Of No Human Being Who Has A Better Time Than An Eager And Energetic Young Reporter.

The Average Schoolmaster Is And Always Must Be Essentially An Ass, For How Can One Imagine An Intelligent Man Engaging In So Puerile An Avocation.

There Is Always A Sheet Of Paper. There Is Always A Pen. There Is Always A Way Out.