I Get So Tired Of Moral Bookkeeping.

The Past Is Never Where You Think You Left It.

I Shall Try To Tell The Truth, But The Result Will Be Fiction.

Life Is A Game Of Piquet Played In A Bramble Bush In Very Bad Weather.

Religion Put Claws On Aunt Sally And Gave Her A Post To Whet Them On.

Civilization, Let Me Tell You What It Is. First The Soldier, Then The Merchant, Then The Priest, Then The Lawyer. The Merchant Hires The Soldier And Priest To Conquer The Country For Him. First The Soldier, He Is A Murderer; Then The Priest, He Is A Liar; Then The Merchant, He Is A Thief; And They All Bring In The Lawyer To Make Their Laws And Defend Their Deeds, And There You Have Your Civilization!