I Get Really Weird When I'm Not

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!

Louis C. K. Is One Of My All Time Favorite Standup Comedians.

Tina Fey Is One Of My Heroes.

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.