I Get Really Saucy After A Few

My Main Dream - And I'm Trying To Get 'living Tv' To Do It - Is To Go Into Prison And Interview Serial Killers, Rapists, Murderers, Psychopaths.

I Was A Real Rebel. I Got Expelled.

I Think I Must Have A Super-fast Metabolism.

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.

I Like My Old Nose. If I Could Get It Out The Cupboard And Put It On, Then I Would.