I Get Really Grinchy Right Up Until

I'd Make A Bad Preacher.

We Must Come To The Point Where We Realize The Concept Of Race Is A False One. There Is Only One Race, The Human Race.

I Believe That If A Man Dies With A Single Penny Still Sitting In The Bank, He's A Fool.

I Drive A V10 Ford Excursion And I Have To Tell Folks All The Time: Look I've Got Five Kids And A Dog And Birds. I Would Have To Have Two Lincolns With Two V8s, You See, So It Would Be 16 Cylinders.

The Reason I'm Here Today, The Reason I Own A Brand New Harley-davidson Motorcycle And The Reason I Have A Big Log Cabin And I Got Cars And All Kinds Of Stuff Is Because I'm A Writer And Writers Own Everything. So You Learn How To Write.