I Get Really Frustrated If People Don't

Like My Mum, I Sometimes Buy Things I Shouldn't And Fill My House With Rubbish.

Turning The Thermostat Down Is Something That I Do Pretty Reluctantly. I Like To Be Able To Walk Around In Whatever I Fancy At Home.

I Don't Know Why People Think I'm Polished - I Often Leave The House With Buttons Missing And Ladders In My Tights.

For Every Person That Says I'm The New Audrey Hepburn, Someone Else Says That I Look Like An Alien.

I Learned To Stand Up For Myself At School Where I Was Never Too Popular.