I Get Paid For What Most Kids

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

If I Found The Cure For Dystrophy Tomorrow, I Would Do A Telethon In Four Weeks For Acute Pain That In This Country Is A Bigger Problem Than Cancer, Heart, Sickle Cell, Anemia, Name It. It Is - It's Hitting 70 Million Americans.

Postwar America Was A Very Buttoned-up Nation. Radio Shows Were Run By Censors, Presidents Wore Hats, Ladies Wore Girdles. We Came Straight Out Of The Blue - Nobody Was Expecting Anything Like Martin And Lewis. A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us.

A Lot Of People Resent That I've Been In Someone's Life For 50 Years. Why Shouldn't People Have An Affection For Me And What I've Done? Didn't I Have To Be Genuine For Them To Buy Into What I Did? There Are Children Who Grow Up Today Who Will Not Have That When They're 55 Years Old. With Whom Will They Have It? Name An Example For Me.