I Get Depressed At Airports.

When You Do Television, There's More To Do, And When You Do New Television, There's A Lot More To Do, Especially When You Don't Have Partner. I Miss Not Having That Person.

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?