I Get Along Fine With The Press.

I Have No Interest In Anyone Who Wants To Criticise Me, Or Doesn't Like Me Despite Never Having Met Me.

It's Not Fun Facing A Ball Going 97 Mph, Trust Me.

Who Is The Muppet Coaching Chelsea??? Avb??? Hmmm!! 25yrs For Ferguson, Hopefully Not Even 6 Months For This Avb Geezer!

No One In Their Right Mind Would Turn Down The Contracts I've Been Offered.

I Haven't Turned Into An Absolute Geek Who Doesn't Like Doing Fun Things.