I Get A Kick Out Of People

It Was At A Vividly Bad Time In Norman Mailer's Life That I Met Him, And A Sort Of Water-treading Time In Mine. He Had Stabbed His Wife, And I Was A Copy Boy At Time Magazine.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

The Nixon Administration Kept A Nasty Eye On Our Show... Cops Would Come By - Often Just In Time To See The Act They Wanted To See.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.