I Get A Kick Out Of People

All Three Of My Parents - I Also Had A Stepmother - Were Teachers, And My Dad Taught High School, And As He Always Reminded Me When I Was Going To Spend Some Money On Something, 'your Mother And I, In The Depression, Had To Decide Whether To Spend A Dime On A Loaf Of Bread Or If We Could Go To A Movie With It.'

The Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex.

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

I Always Wanted To Live In A Haunted House.

It's A Rare Person Who Wants To Hear What He Doesn't Want To Hear.