I Fought A Bear Once. But It

People Have Let Me Down In The Past. I've Loved Something, And It's Become A Disgrace. I'd Rather Start Again.

With 'the Office' And 'extras' I've Always Snuck In A Little Bit Of Heart And Pathos - And Drama, Which Is Fun.

Daniel Day-lewis Would Play Me As A Baby. He Can Do Anything. Johnny Depp Or Brad Pitt Are Fighting Out For Me Now. And Meryl Streep Will Play Me After The Sex Change. I Haven't Told You About That, Have I?

If All The Atheists & Agnostics Left America, They'd Lose 93% Of The National Academy Of Sciences & Less Than 1% Of The Prison Population.

Sometimes I'll Be Confident And Go Into A Shop And Say, "hello, Yeah, All Right," And Then The Next Day, If Someone Looks At Me Or Talks To Me, I Just Don't Know What To Do. If You're Walking Down The Street With A Baseball Cap, You Might Be Fine. But If You're In A Pub And You See Someone Look At You, You Think The Worst Thing In The World Now Is If They Come Over. It's A Really Weird Feeling.