I Fooled Some Of The Most Brilliant

I Fooled Some Of The Most Brilliant People In Journalism.

I Don't Know How One Would Define An Affirmative-action Hire. I Ultimately Do Not Know What Role Race Played In My Hiring.

I Am Immensely Contrite. And I'm Sorry For The Damage I've Done.

One Of My Weaknesses Happens To Be Lying, And I Could Tell You That I'm Never Going To Lie Again In My Life, But That Would Be A Lie.

If They're All So Brilliant And I'm Such An Affirmative-action Hire, How Come They Didn't Catch Me?