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It's A Give And Take Relationship With My Fans. They Give Me Love And Adoration, And I Take It From Them.

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

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They Say That Guys Who Like Chick Flicks Tend To Do A Little Better With The Ladies. Well, I Invented The Chick Flick, So You Can Pretty Much Guess Where That Leaves Me.

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.