I Find It Hilarious That There Are

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.