I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

I Love Sherlock Holmes. I've Got All His Books, Leather-bound. What I Thought Was Great About Sherlock Holmes Was That Not Only Was He A Supersleuth, He Was Also A Hard Worker. Not Only Did He Go Out And Solve The Crimes, He Came Home And Wrote It All Down. Fantastic. That's Why I Admire Him.

Guide Dogs For The Blind. It's Cruel Really, Isn't It? Getting A Dog To Lead A Man Round All Day. Not Fair On Either Of Them.

I Don't Like Comedy That I Think Is Bad Comedy, Where People Are Trying To Be Sick For The Sake Of It, Where There's No Intellectual Point Behind It. I Like Stuff That's Got An Underlying Point Of View.

I've Met People Who've Dismissed Me, And Then They Find Out That They Like My Work, And Suddenly Their Attitude Changes Toward Me. And I Think That's Very Funny And Very Human. But It's Also Very Unattractive.

All Drama Teachers Are Very Effusive, Very Emotionally Open, Very Big, And Gesticulate A Lot, And Are Very Physical. Those People Don't Work In Banks And They Don't Work For Pharmaceutical Companies. They Teach Drama, Or They May Be Theatre Directors. That's Why I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.