I Find All This Money A Considerable

Money Is Like Manure, You Don't Have To Spread It Around, You Can Just Sell It To Potash Corp As Fertilizer.

I Hate To Be A Failure. I Hate And Regret The Failure Of My Marriages. I Would Gladly Give All My Millions For Just One Lasting Marital Success.

I Would Rather Receive One Percent Of The Income Of 100 Men, Than 100% Of The Income Of One Man.

Going To Work For A Large Company Is Like Getting On A Train. Are You Going Sixty Miles An Hour Or Is The Train Going Sixty Miles An Hour And You're Just Sitting Still?

A Man Can Fail, But He Isn't A Failure Until He Blames Someone Else.