I Feel Very Fortunate To Have Been

After I Won The Oscar, My Salary Doubled, My Friends Tripled, My Children Became More Popular At School, My Butcher Made A Pass At Me, And My Maid Hit Me Up For A Raise.

I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. I Adored Animals, Raised Everything In The World And Decided That Was Going To Be What I Was Going To Do. But I Could Sing.

There's Always Someone To Tell You You Have To. Wrong. Don't. Rather, Spend Time Finding Out Who You Really Are. Work On Being More Of That. A Lot Better Than The Futile Gotta Change Treadmill, Which Never Really Ends.

It's Great To See That Celebrities Can Be Just Like Us - That They Too Have Their Highs And Lows, That They Don't Always Wake Up Looking Their Best, That They Have Bad Habits And Annoying Traits.

I Feel Very Fortunate To Have Been Associated With People Such As Rodgers And Hammerstein. I Think They Were Geniuses Of Their Time.