I Feel Sexy In My Jeans And

It's Impossible To Satisfy Everyone, And I Suggest We All Stop Trying.

When You Try To Avoid The Pain, It Creates Greater Pain.

I Don't Get Sent Anything Strange Like Underwear. I Get Sent Cookies.

My Friends Love Coming Over Because They Get Fed.

As My Doctor Said, Eventually Your Eyes Do Start To Give Out On You If You're Not Taking Care Of Them.