I Feel Really Lucky That I Love

The Funny Thing Is That My Husband Couldn't Be Sweeter. He Looks Like This Bad Boy. He's Got Tattoos And Earrings And A Mohawk, But When You Talk To Him And He's Around You, He's Such A Gentleman. He Holds Doors For Ladies. He Pulls Out Chairs. He Cooks. He Cleans.

I Have This Weird Obsession With Kids And Old People Falling. Like, Funny Falls. It Is Awful, But It's The Thing That Makes Me Laugh The Most.

How Can You Not Love A Man Banging On The Drums? He Knows How To Keep A Rhythm.

Turns Out, I Couldn't Catch Them - Or Even Get Close To Them. I Realized That Sharks Are Amazing, Beautiful Animals Who Have Absolutely No Interest In Checking Me Out.

As A Girl I Wanted The Cyndi Lauper Hairstyle, With The Shaved Side Of The Head, Or The Sharon Stone Perm From 'total Recall.'