I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

-Jerry Falwell

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I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've

Jerry Falwell

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

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