I Feel Like Today Should Be A

I'm Not Good With Time. Like, If I Ask You The Time And You Say A Quarter To 2, I Wouldn't Know. Why Can't You Just Say 2:30?

I Don't Have Regrets, There Are Only Lessons. You Learn From Them, And You Become A Better Person.

When You're Tanner, You Feel Hotter And Sexier. You Should Try It

I Went Into Designing My House Thinking I Could Have Some More Expensive Items Because I Didn't Realize My Kids Were Going To Be Animals.

[my Favorite Thing About Motherhood Is] That It's Made Me Grow Into A Woman Finally, And I Finally Grew Up, Thank God.