I Feel Like I'm Pretty Good But

The Only Thing That I'm Obsessed With Is Sleeping, And Actually, It Is More Than An Obsession, It Is A Pleasure.

There Are Occasions When I've Pretended To Be In A Firefight, And Then There Are People Who Have Really Been In A Firefight. Clearly It's Absolutely Ridiculous, And Even Disrespectful, To Suggest That I Understand What That Is.

My Dad Was The Biggest Influence On My Life Because He Was Never Boring.

Basically, It's Somebody Who Got Stuck Having To Interview Me Who Really Wants To Be A Novelist, So They're Writing These Novellas And I Was Like, "it's Not True, That Didn't Happen, They Just Made All That Up! Why Don't They Just Go Ahead And Be A Novelist Instead Of Bothering With Interviewing Me?"

I'm Not Really Into Musicals.