I Feel Like I Owe My Audience

My Son Was Diagnosed With Autism. He's Ok, He Makes Eye Contact, But He Doesn't Talk. He Needs Eight Hours A Day Of Very Intensive School, And You Wouldn't Even Believe Me If I Told You How Much It Costs.

The Reason Music Became So Powerful To Our Generation Is That It's Art You Can Consume In Your Car, And We Were Driving Around A Lot.

I've Been A Serial Husband, And I've Done It Badly Every Time.

If There Is Such A Thing As A Workaholic, I'm It, And That's What Passes For Leisure.

I Have A Theory That The People Who Cook In Jails Are British Chefs.