I Feel Like A Million Tonight -

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

My Whole Life Had Been Spent Waiting For An Epiphany, A Manifestation Of God's Presence, The Kind Of Transcendent, Magical Experience That Lets You See Your Place In The Big Picture. And That Is What I Had With My First [compost] Heap.

God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.

I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.