I Feel Honor-bound To Have A Private

I Never Was Carrie Bradshaw, But Imagine How Great It Was To Be Told, "you Are Obligated To Kiss All These Men, To Dress Like That, And To Carry On Like That!" They Were Great Guys, Too.

I Took A Page From [the Playwright] Wendy Wasserstein's Book. She Said 'i'm Not A Feminist, I'm A Humanist.'

As We Speed Along This Endless Road To The Destination Called Who We Hope To Be, I Can't Help But Whine, 'are We There Yet?'.

I Never Wanted To Be A Celebrity; I Never Wanted To Be Famous. And In My Daily Life, I Work Really Hard To Not Trade On It In Any Way. I Am So Desperately Worried About Anybody Saying, "she Cut In Line," Or "she Took Our Table," Or "she Doesn't Do Her Own Grocery Shopping." It's Not Like It's Hard To Be Decent And Respectful And Well Behaved. I Do Wait In Line, And I Do Take The Subway, And I Do My Own Grocery Shopping, And I Do Take The Kids To School. But It Almost Doesn't Matter To A Certain Segment Of The Populace.

I Got To Thinking About Relationships And Partial Lobotomies. Two Seemingly Different Ideas That Might Just Be Perfect Together - Like Chocolate And Peanut Butter.