I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All

Men Like To Squash You. I Just Want Someone Who's Happy With Himself, Happy With His Life. He Doesn't Have To Squash Mine.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

A Bull In Just About Any Shop Is Gonna Be A Mess.

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.