I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

I Don't Wanna Be Labeled As Straight Or Labeled As Gay. I Just Want People To Look At Me And See Me As White.

I Didn't Lose My Virginity Until I Was Twenty-six. Nineteen Vaginally, But Twenty-six What My Boyfriend Calls "the Real Way".