I Drink A Lot Of Diet Coke

On Corsets: I Said, You Have Got To Be Kidding. I Am An Ape And Yet I Am Still Expected To Squeeze Myself Into One Of Those Damn Things.

I Enjoy Those Small Chats You Have When People Come Up And Talk To You About Your Work. It Only Involves A Few Seconds Of Effort To Be Nice To Those People, And I Am Very Grateful For The Kind Words That People Have Taken The Trouble To Express To Me In Person.

No, I Can Never Rely On Tim To Make Me Pretty.

His Mouth Is A No-go Area. It's Like Kissing The Berlin Wall.

I’ve Aged, But I Don’t Think I’ve Grown Up.