I Don't Watch Dailies. I Don't Pretend

I Think The American Electorate Should Work A Little Harder At Getting Informed. That Includes Hearing, Truly Listening, To What The Other Side Is Saying. Whether You're Left Or Right.

There's Not A Single Job In This Town. There's Nothin', Nada, Zip. Unless You Wanna Workforty Hours A Week.

Comedy Is Hard To Do. All The Cliches About It Are True.

I'm The Guy To Call. Look At The Resume. I Have Kids Of My Own. I Have Dogs.

I Don't Watch Dailies. I Don't Pretend Not To Read Reviews, I Just Don't. I Wait For It To Come On The Air, Just Like Everybody Else.