I Don't Want Young People To Think

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

I Know That I Have Balls. I Have Bigger Balls Than A Lot Of The Men That I Meet. I'm Just A Ballsy Motherf - Ker. I'm Not Afraid Of Pushing Boundaries. That's What You Have To Do To Become An Icon.

I Just Think That Gay Men Have Much Better Taste Than Any Straight Man I Have Met. I Have Never Gotten Any Grief About Having A Good Time, Being Unapologetic, And Irreverent From A Gay Man.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.