I Don't Want To Get Married, And

You'll Never Catch A Man If You Let Him Think You Are Too Smart.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

Most Women Are Indulgent Of Themselves. This Is A Mistake. It Should Be Only The Reward Of Old Age.