I Don't Want To Brag, But I'm

It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Get Up On Top Of A Bar And Dance.

I Can Only Pay My Electric Bill For My Last Two Years On My Acting.

I Was Never The Girl Who Walked Down The Centre Of The Hallway Snapping People Out Of Her Way.

I Went To College In Ohio, At Ohio University, And I Graduated Two Years Ago.

I Got Lost A Lot, And I Was A Really Bad Waitress... I Got Lost On The Subway.