I Don't Want To Be Immortal Through

His Lack Of Education Is More Than Compensated For By His Keenly Developed Moral Bankruptcy.

As The Poet Said, 'only God Can Make A Tree,' Probably Because It's So Hard To Figure Out How To Get The Bark On.

Every Success Is Built On The Ability To Do Better Than Good Enough. As You Climb The Ladder Of Success, Be Sure It's Leaning Against The Right Building. Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.