I Don't Want A President Like Me!

The Best Pitch I Ever Heard About Cocaine Was Back In The Early Eighties When A Street Dealer Followed Me Down The Sidewalk Going: I Got Some Great Blow Man. I Got The Stuff That Killed Belushi.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.

What's Politically Correct A Lot Of Times Is Not Funny.

Everyone Should Have An Evil Secret Plan.

I Needed Someone Really Intense, But Also Somebody With A Lot Of Theatrical Credibility.