I Don't Want A Pickle, I Just

Basically, I Think You Need Two Things To Get By In This World: A Sense Of Humor And The Ability To Laugh When Your Ego Is Destroyed.

Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit, He Must Be A Communist. And A Beard And Long Hair, Must Be A Pacifist. What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

I've Been Singing This Song Now For Twenty Five Minutes. I Could Sing It For Another Twenty Five Minutes. I'm Not Proud... Or Tired.

Ostrich Is A Very Lean Meat. Bison Is A Very Lean Meat. Chicken Is A Very Lean Meat. Notice Something About My Favorite Meats?

You Get People Talking About Being Worried About Their Art, And Dances... Their Culture Being Wiped Out Or Taken Over, And Yet These Same People Are Taking Advantage Of Their People To Use Them As Cheap Labour.