I Don't Think There's Anything Better Than

If I Ever Go Bald, I'll Kill Myself.

A Day Doesn't Go By Where I Don't Get Surprised By Something.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

If I Could Hang Out With Jimi Hendrix, It Wouldn't Be Over Dinner.

It Seems Like A Lot Of What Was Going On When I Quit Is Still Going On.