I Don't Think The Problem Is Telling

I'm Actually Pretty Good At Tennis. Well, If I'm In The Special Olympics Or Something.

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

One Of My Girlfriends Was Getting Married. This Was Becoming An Annoying Pattern.

Nothing Is More American Than Stuffing Your Face With Loaded Potato Skins While Drinking Loaded Mudslides.

I Would Rather Sit Next To A Transgender Person And Discuss Why Every Single One I've Met Smells Like A Bar In The Daytime Than Listen To People Tell My Why I Want To Have Children And That I Just Don't Know It Yet. I Do Know, Because I'm Me And My Feelings Are The Ones In My Head. I Don't Want To Have Kids, And It's Not A Device To Get Attention Or Have Conversations About It. I Simply Find Children Incredibly Immature And, More Often Than Not, Dumb.